Bad Santa (2003)
He has a bad drinking problem, an even worse swearing habit, and the less said about his sexual preferences, the better. St. Nick at the department store played by Billy Bob Thornton is anything but saintly. It’s nothing short of a Christmas miracle that Terry Zwigoff’s cynical comedy makes this miserable loser into a likeable protagonist, and the film itself into a raucous celebration of peace on earth.

Favorite Quote: “If I call you next December, IF I call you next December, you’re gonna be so happy to hear from me, you’re gonna do a back flip. You’re gonna put that Santa hat on so fast that you’re gonna get a hat-burn.” What a wholesome statement when you get rid of all the expletives!