Something For Your Christmas Stalking
When you slice open a beautifully handwritten envelope around the holidays, you expect to find a joyous Christmas card blessing you and your family with warm wishes and hopes for a happy new year. This card sent mixed signals riding on stalker vibes, and we’d hate to be the person this card was meant for.
If you were wondering if this was just a joke from a friend with a twisted sense of humor, it isn’t. The signee has declared themselves “a real hater,” so you best believe what they meant about mailing turds in a chocolate box. To our relief, OP hasn’t reported any troubles with the sender since they opened the card.