Forget Continents; There Are Only Countries Now
Long ago, the earth was a hot and chaotic place, with swirling seas and raging fires. But over time, the waters calmed and the fires subsided, and the earth began to cool and solidify.
As the land masses emerged from the primordial soup, they began to drift and collide, forming great continents. Some were small and timid, while others were bold and majestic.
Little does this Redditor realize that Australia, the land of great beauty and adventure, with its vast outback and stunning beaches, and the most horrifying insects you’ll see in your life, is indeed one of seven continents. This is why paying attention in class is more important than passing notes to your crush.