‘Til Maybe An Hour Or Two Do Us Part
Getting married is serious business. We sign our names off on the marriage license under the impression that this is a lifetime deal you can’t back out of, unlike those impulsive Amazon purchases you made after spending too long on Tik Tok. That’s why “ ’Til death do us part” is included in the standard wedding vows you probably took because writing your own felt too cheesy.
u/X_Skitch got swept up in the romance of his wedding day and accidentally made it sound like the months of planning their special day was all for a limited time together. Thankfully, the blushing bride took it all in stride, and the two are still together, cracking up over the mishap.