The Big Ouch
“I think you love me more than I love you” sounds like the beginning of a breakup speech in a bad Lifetime movie where the main character stole a baby or became obsessed with their boss, but it’s something u/Trevork15 actually said to his girlfriend in real life thinking it would warm her heart.
When you consider the rest of what he said, it sounds kind of sweet, but we’re sure she could have done without the anxiety-inducing introduction that probably made her think she’d spend the rest of the night crying into ice cream. To be fair, the Redditor was only 18 at the time.