Is She Your Wife or a Horse?
Everyone knew that one girl in sixth grade who was obsessed with horses. She came to school in overalls and French braids and had a binder full of horse doodles. She didn’t need to tell you. You just knew. Horses were her life, but even she wouldn’t have liked her back hair compared to her barnyard buddies.
We don’t know what possessed this Redditor to call her lover back hair her mane. Was u/TheRealRevBem stroking her back when he was suddenly hit with a flashback of a childhood pony ride, or was he making a crack at her using Mane ‘n Tail shampoo? We hope she neighed right in his face.