#16: There’s a Pun in Here Somewhere
So here’s one that is half true. It absolutely is true that this store has decided to put anti-theft technology on blocks of cheese; after all, we are sitting here looking at the cheese. This is very confusing, by the way; cheese can indeed be very expensive, but it’s usually not the basic cheddar that has a big price tag. If I’m going to steal cheese, you’d best believe it’s going to be fancy cheese.

What’s not true is that this is at a Walmart. Do you want to know how I know this? Look at the tag where the price is. That little guy definitely indicates that the prices here are in pounds, making this location most likely the UK. And the UK just doesn’t have Walmarts. Very weird of this guy to try to pin it on a store that it obviously can’t be.