#25: Sorry Savant
Look, I don’t know this lady’s child. Maybe the child genuinely is some kind of super-eloquent, super-genius savant who can produce sentences like this. And maybe the child is genuinely so self-aware as to realize that illness is causing her to behave in a way that she regrets, and she wants to communicate to her loved ones that she’s sorry for her behavior.

I mean, it’s not likely, but I guess it’s possible. But I agree with the reply: how did the writer manage to remember such a lengthy apology if such an apology genuinely occurred, which we all know it didn’t? Maybe the mother in this story is also a super genius who can remember entire conversations word for word. Maybe that’s where her daughter gets her genius genes.