#27: Fixing the World Through Animal Crossing
Clearly, people have figured out that children saying inspirational things gets clicks on social media. You want people to ooh and aww over your tweet? Make up a heartwarming story about the time that your 4-year-old made you feel better about your divorce or the time your 10-year-old gave a speech that ended sexism.

Or better yet, make up a story about the time that your little angel made a swap with a stranger in a park so that his Nintendo Switch better reflected the racial makeup of the world that he lives in. Never mind the fact that no 6-year-old thinks about whether video game controllers “represent the world of equality they want to live in”… or the fact that you can’t buy Nintendo switches with all white or all brown controllers.