#31: Walmart Recruiters Have Too Much Time on their Hands
This is the kind of tweet that you write because it seems funny, not because it’s true. “Look at me, I’m a rebel who shoplifts! Oh no, here comes some funny comeuppance! Now doesn’t that deserve a retweet?” But there are several problems with this story.

The main one—the big huge, unignorable one—is that it is massively unlikely that the hiring person at your local Walmart would set up an interview with you, pull up a picture of your face, realize that she had seen you somewhere before, race to the security room and rewind through hours of low-resolution security tapes until she finds the one that shows you shoplifting, then waits until you showed up for the interview to surprise you with the big reveal.