#34: What a Great Pickup Line
This next one is a little tricky. If you take the tweet alone, in a vacuum, the story isn’t entirely farfetched. “Go for a drink” is a phrase that can have a couple of different meanings, including “Do you want to go out on a date to get a drink?” or “Do You want to pick up a drink from the store and make your purchase into a meal deal?”

What makes this tweet thoroughly unbelievable is that this is a popular joke that people tell, usually with different shops, restaurants, etc. I wonder if the person who tweeted it really thought that no one would notice. Or was it one of those weird memory quirks where you hear a story so often that you convince yourself that it happened to you?