40 Shamelessly Hilarious Posts of Things That Are Obviously Not True and Clearly Didn’t Happen

This sounds like an amusing anecdote to tell at parties—not only are you funny and clever, but you get all the girls!—but if you think about it for longer than 1/3 of a second, the story very quickly falls apart. How does a person go from taking a survey in a library to jumping in bed with someone who didn’t even complete the survey, without ever talking?

I mean, how could they have even had a conversation that led to them realizing that they were into each other? And how did they manage to have this entire interaction—at the library and at home—without the guy giving away any clues that he’s a big old liar and he definitely can hear?