#4: Be Glad You Still Have a Job
So, I might believe the “bailing him out” part of this story. I have heard stories of this happening to people; usually, it’s people who work hard labor or restaurant jobs, where they really need bodies in positions, and they can’t be too picky. I’ve also heard stories about it happening to high-powered Wall Street types.

So, maybe that aspect of it happened, maybe it didn’t. What I find unbelievable is that this guy would be complaining and inserting crying face emojis about his boss being willing to bail him out of jail and not firing him. I would be stoked and grateful if an employer was that willing to overlook my indiscretions.