#6: Elon Ruined Disneyland
I want to believe—I have to believe—that this next one is just a funny way for someone to express their displeasure at the idea of Elon Musk buying Twitter. That would be totally understandable; Twitter can be a bit of a sludge pile at times, but it’s better without Elon Musk owning it.

But I greatly fear that whoever posted this actually thought there was a chance someone would believe them. A few problems with that: first, no child that age cares about Twitter. Second, no child that age knows Elon Musk’s personal philosophies well enough to comprehend the effect that he might have on a platform like Twitter. Third, no child that age is going to call him by his first name as though they are best friends.