Conrad
Alright, this one made us guffaw like goofballs in the middle of our office. This person, who was catching up on Netflix’s Chernobyl, asked their friend why everyone was calling each other Conrad. Unless you’ve never seen a meme about the USSR, you’d probably think the Russian characters in the show referred to each other as Conrad, too.
But here’s the great thing about Netflix. If you want, you can activate captions. That way, you’ll fully understand what they’re saying and not just assume that every character’s name is Conrad. Good on you, OP, for posting your own hilarious mistake on the interwebz.