Two Cowlicks
This is actually called a double crown, it’s when someone has hair on their head that has, well, two crowns instead of only one. Feel the hair on your head for a moment, assuming you have hair and are not bald. You will probably find your crown somewhere on the top of your head towards the back.
Well, this lucky child has two of those, which makes for an interesting haircut, but can be annoying when you just want to rock a regular hairstyle like all the rest. Now no matter what this kid does, it will always look like they just got out of bed or misused their hair gel.