Open Wide
For those of you who didn’t understand the title’s joke, we’re referring to when a doctor tells you to ‘open wide and take your medicine’. Just in this example, it’s absolutely the wrong place and not the recommended method whatsoever.

We just hope that in any case, the woman had the small jar of pills safely removed because it was documented that she was in great pain while going through TSA. They are trained to look at facial expressions if we didn’t mention that already, so people with foreign objects inside of them usually make suspicious faces.
