Dirty Underwear
Okay, so her underwear isn’t actually dirty, that was a joke made in poor taste for a cheap laugh. But hidden inside the undergarments of this woman was in fact a stash of illegal drugs she tried to smuggle past security. Well she should have tried the technique we mentioned earlier before thinking that this would work.

Or not have done this at all and saved herself a lot of jail time and a chance at a brighter future. We know that somewhere she’s sitting and thinking about all the things she could be doing back home and outside of a cell.