Don’t Open It
If you remember “The Mummy” movie franchise, Brendan Fraser had just one message for us. If you find an ancient sarcophagus, do NOT open it. You never know what evil you might end up unleashing on the world. It’s obvious that the archaeologists who found this black sarcophagus have either not watched the movies or paid no heed to Fraser’s warnings.
Yep, they did exactly what they were not supposed to do. They opened it! This was back in 2019. Well, well, well, everything makes a lot more sense now, doesn’t it? If only we could go back in time and undo this, we’re sure things would be a lot better.