Was She Missing Her Voice Pants?
You’re in the middle of an intense TV binge in your underwear while every available fan in your house works overtime to keep you cool. You’re startled back to reality by your phone violently vibrating on the table (because we haven’t turned our ringer on since we paid for overpriced ringtones in 2009). Are you picking it up or pretending you missed the call?
Look, it’s not that we don’t want to talk to our friends, we just don’t want to do it with our mouths, and in an era where texting has taken over, most of the time, we assume we’re being butt-dialed instead of receiving a phone call dialed on purpose. If you leave us a voicemail, we’ll know it must be serious.