Personal Space, Please
When you sign the adoption form for a cat, you’re making a promise to provide your new fur baby with a happy forever home where you’ll care for all of their emotional and medical needs. There’s also a lot of fine print about not letting them outside where predators can snack on them. However, they left one thing out.
They forgot to mention that by agreeing to adopt your new kitty, you also forfeit all concept of personal space. They don’t just dominate your heart and your household. Your bubble is theirs too, but it’s not a two-way street, and you should thank every conceived god in the universe if they bestow upon you the honor of one belly rub or toe bean touch.