Secret Snack Society
If you ever want to give someone an anxiety attack, all you need to do is say, “We need to have a talk.” They’ll immediately assume the worst and rummage through every recent memory, trying to remember how they might have wronged you. Or you can drum up more drama by dragging them by the arm into a private room without a word.
As the natural predator of chips and candy, children have special hearing skills that allow them to hone in on the faint and distant sounds of snack wrappers. So what else can a parent do when they want to unwind with a Kit-Kat or relive the days licking Cheeto dust off their fingertips in peace?