In order to redeem fake internet points, the original poster carefully unzipped a pillow, pulled the stuffing out, and blamed their dog for the mess. This lie might have been pulled off successfully if it weren’t for one thing. Dog’s don’t normally unzip pillows before carefully removing the stuffing.
Morphine for the runs
If you want legal drugs, the best place to get them is at a hospital, but only in the most severe emergencies. Hospitals don’t dish out morphine to every patient for any problem. You must have gone through a traumatic, incredibly painful accident to get a bag of morphine beside your hospital bed.
We’re not doctors, but we’re guessing that a case of runny poo does not require morphine. This patient was actually put on saline drips to counteract dehydration associated with diarrhea. The worst part is that the person who called out the original poster actually spoke to his mom to confirm this.