He don’t speak English good
Memes can be the perfect response to certain claims. Who hasn’t seen the “Am I a joke to you?” meme before? What makes this the perfect fit is that the original poster wanted to convince the world that the word am, one of the forms of the irregular verb “be,” isn’t a real word, so everyone in the world needs to stop using it.
“I’m” is a commonly used conjunction between I and am, something that the original poster even pointed out! Why would there be a conjunction for a word that didn’t even exist? Sometimes, other people’s genius is almost frightening.