So That’s What Reindeer Poop Looks Like
The holidays can be an overwhelmingly fun time for kids as they dream about what Santa will bring them from the North Pole. They know Santa favors the good kids, and parents use this as extra leverage to get them to behave. Most parents tell their kids if they misbehave, Santa will bring them charcoal.

In my family, we told the kids Santa would give them reindeer poop. This Ugly Christmas Sweater shows us what that would look like. Now that we know they poop jellybeans, we are beginning to question our tactics because jellybeans aren’t the worst gift possible. Candy is better than charcoal.