Long Santa Is Long
We’ve all seen the long cats of the internet whose seemingly unnatural length could rival that of a slinky, but they’ve got a new competitor this year. Meet Long Santa. Where do his legs start? How does he get out of this chimney? We have so many questions to ask.
The shirt’s collar covers the man’s head, but if he pulls it down to reveal his eyes, enabling him to see, Long Santa evolves into something even more bizarre with a belly that has eyeballs. We hope there weren’t any kids at this party because this Ugly Christmas Sweater is the stuff of nightmares.