Gonna Need Some Ointment For That Burn
Now we turn to the opposite end of holiday humor, traveling from self-deprecation to outright attacks. What’s so ugly about this sweater? You. You and only you. The rest of this sweater vest is absolutely fine. According to this guy who has duct-taped a mirror to his chest, your reflection is what makes it funny.
While my ego might be a little sore from being called anything less than pretty, I’ve got to hand it to him. He’s found a cheap and easy way to blend a classic “your face” joke with an Ugly Christmas sweater that will be memorable for everyone he comes into contact with at the party.