Mele Kalikimaka!
Hawaiians probably aren’t dreaming of a white Christmas with a cozy-looking Santa like those of us farther from the equator. When Santa Claus visits the islands, he puts the sleigh and reindeer in storage to swap them out for a canoe and his trusty dolphins. Since the weather is warmer in Hawaii, he also opts for casual beach attire.
Rather than roasting chestnuts over an open fire, they’re likely having a luau and enjoying the water before the evening chill rolls in and it’s time to put on their Ugliest Hawaiian Christmas Sweater, like this one with a hairy chest and coconut bra. There’s no tinsel, but the green tassels will do.