For Those Extra Close Couples
You know those couples. The ones who share everything from matching shirts to matching haircuts. They’re so entwined that you’re almost unsure if they’re two people or if one of them was cloned. The wacky wear of the holidays was made for couples like this, and this sweater is proof.

While the couple wearing this shirt are only sharing clothing, their Santa Claus and his missus are sharing a bathroom staredown as one bathes and the other poops. I love my husband, but this design makes me thankful to live in an apartment that separates the shower from the toilet. Also, where do this couple’s other arms go?