I Don’t Think Those Are The Words To The Song
“On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a partridge in a hair tree!” Wait, something sounds completely off here. We remember tirelessly rehearsing this song in the school choir as “a partridge in a pear tree.” What bizarre things did his true love give him on the other eleven days?
This man took a classic carol and butchered the lyrics to give us this hilarious belly-baring sweater. Hopefully, his tummy isn’t feeling too cold in the winter breeze. The bird on his shirt is also a blue jay, not a partridge, but we’ll let it fly this time. No pun intended.