I Bet He’s On The Naughty List
He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice, but we don’t know if Santa Claus wants to come to this side of town. Heavy ornaments hanging from your nipples are a quick way to find yourself on the naughty list for life.
Perhaps Santa Clause can look past his initial shock to see that this is all in the name of the Christmas Spirit with several iconic tattoos to remind us of the stuff the holidays are made of, like candy canes, gingerbread cookies, and Christmas trees. There’s even the infamous leg lamp from A Christmas Story.