Ferret
A ferret, for those of you who don’t know, is kind of like weasels or rodents but a lot more fluffy and cute. You can play with them and do all types of things together, usually, people keep them as pets in their houses. But we would not advise you to put one down your pants.

We do not even understand who would consider doing that as something to be seen as ‘fun’. It sounds painful, uncomfortable, and downright bizarre to say the least. A living animal running around inside your pants is not our cup of tea, we prefer to keep our pets outside of our pants, please.