The Peanut Butter Solution Turned Our Knees To Jelly
The trailer with comedic scenes of kids and parents laughing, the jaunty piano music in the background, and the narrator’s confidence advertised The Peanut Butter Solution as a fun family film, but the plot is so eerily bizarre that many who haven’t seen it question its existence while those who watched it as children say it gave them nightmares.
As if being scared bald and receiving a recipe for overpowered homemade peanut butter Rogaine from homeless ghosts isn’t enough, poor Michael was sedated and kidnapped by his art teacher, who harvested his hair for paintbrushes manufactured in a sweatshop full of other missing children. The idea is ludicrous for adults but hair-raising for kids.