Stay in Your Seat Until It’s Your Time to Get Off
We never understood why some people are so impatient to get off the plane after landing. Look, buddy, just because the plane is on the tarmac doesn’t mean standing up will get you off sooner. Passengers get off row by row, so sit your butt down until it’s time to get off.
Or, if you’re a total Karen or Kevin about getting off, hop up as soon as the seatbelt light is off, grab your stuff, and run to the front of the plane. The flight attendant might glare at you, but if you’re willing to make enemies, by all means, give this anti-pro travel tip a try.