Doing It All Over Again
There are two types of people: those who are perfectly content to bonk their head and get a case of amnesia so they never have another thought about high school again, and those who wish they had a time machine to go back to their glory days and do it all over again.
u/Jesopotamia’s mom was the latter, but since you can’t head down to Walmart and toss a time machine into your shopping cart and head for the checkout, she settled for the next best thing: a mid-life crisis that involved leaving her longtime husband for her high school sweetheart just months after getting back in touch at the reunion.