He Had The Paycheck To Prove It
Throughout this article, we’ve had fun exaggerating the urge people have to show up to the reunion and shove their success in everyone’s face, but u/kev_61483’s classmate took it to a literal level when they came armed with their paycheck to prove they weren’t lying about their great new life.
We know he’s had it hard enough, embarrassing himself with his outburst, so we’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume it was a coincidence that he had his paycheck in his pocket because we can’t fathom someone consciously carrying it around just in case they needed to show it off.