HURRY UP!
Have you watched Home Alone before? If you have, then there are probably two things you’ve come to realize: people back then had it easy (how could a father afford to feed a family of seven while living in a two-story house with more bedrooms than Buckingham Palace?!) and that people are always late to go to the airport.

That’s why some people overcompensate by leaving for the airport ten hours before their boarding time. They say it’s better to be hours early than seconds too late. You know what we call those people? Psychopaths. Or dads.