The Lifestyle Choices Are Limitless
Can you believe that some parents will actually tell their children off for traveling too much? “Son, your tan is getting out of hand! It looks like you counted to ten Mississippi at a tanning salon! Also, how much money do you have saved up?!”

First of all, it’s nobody’s business how tan you are. Secondly, your money is your own business. Thirdly, your parents should be thankful that you’re not spending money on other things, like paying Twitch girls in the hopes that she’ll fall head-over-heels in love with your neckbeard self. The lifestyle choices are limitless, but at least you’re putting your money to good use!