Leave at 5 AM, Board at 1 PM
“The early bird gets the worm,” they say. What they don’t tell you is that the early worm gets eaten by the early bird. It’s always about the predator, not the prey, and that’s what really peeves us with these fake motivational quotes!

That said, there’s one thing everyone can agree to: if you have travel plans, there’s no such thing as waking up too early. So, your flight is scheduled to leave at 1 PM? That means you better wake up at 2 AM, repack all of your suitcases, and leave the door at 5 AM. You can catch up on sleep at the airport.