Freak Food Poisoning
Ah, food poisoning, the ultimate party pooper! It turns out that 1 in 6 Americans get food poisoning each year. That’s a pretty high number if you ask me. I mean, who wants to spend their day hugging the toilet bowl? Sadly, 80% of people get t from eating at a restaurant. The person in our next story was lucky enough to get it on Valentine’s Day!
There are no boyfriends to comfort you there! I guess it’s true what they say, “never trust a skinny chef.” So, if you’re planning to eat out, remember to be extra careful, or you’ll spend your night in the bathroom instead of romancing your partner. But if you’re thinking about breaking up with them, then that could definitely help your case!