A Unique Way to Exit
It’s not uncommon these days to see the pilot thanking you for flying as you disembark, accompanied by a flight attendant or two. However, sometimes your flight is so awful, and passengers are so upset that the pilot needs to make a sneakier escape.
The driver’s comment, “There’s no time for the staircases used to disembark the plane; it’s too late! Just bring over the luggage belt because it can’t possibly be wrong,” is something we believe this pilot said before this moment.