What is happening?
People have vastly different texting styles, some of which are great and others that are terrible. Some people get too nervous when they text, while others try using lousy pickup lines. And then there are those who just throw out random words and see what responses they get.
What’s going on? We have no clue what to make of these texts. Why is this individual inquiring about the size of their apple collection? Was it perhaps a coincidence, or was it simply an unfortunate case of autocorrect? We’ll never know.