Roll for initiative
The text stream is fantastic for a variety of reasons, but the most significant is that the texter was probably unaware of what the responder was talking about. One was undoubtedly thinking of cops and arrestees, while the other was more in tune with dragons, medieval weapons, and magic.
Don’t get us wrong; both may be intensely entertaining in either sense, but to the responder’s credit, they undoubtedly rolled a natural 20 on this one.