Eat, Sleep, Poop
Babies are essentially three things: eat, sleep, defecate, and repeat. Sure, they learn to walk and speak, but their primary interests almost always return to the same three essentials. This is true for both animal and human babies, except for vocalization in animals.
The things that parents claim their children are saying are almost certainly far more fascinating than anything they truly want to communicate. So, let’s all agree to continue pretending with our phony talks with them.