Just Don’t Shake Anything
She learned that her father had some excellent advice when removing soda from the fridge – don’t shake it. This may seem obvious to anybody who has ever had a soft drink, but you know how moms like to educate and re-educate their children just to be sure they don’t run into any problems.
Of course, she didn’t exactly say the word “drink” in her first text to him. We’re sure her son was completely perplexed before she sent the follow-up message clarifying what she meant.