This Is as Real as It Gets
Parents have been sending their children’s Valentine’s Day list since kindergarten. Imagine the surprise on their faces as they began reading the list and noticed the unusual names in the girls’ column. Other than Ann Marie, there are no other names that had to be so distorted.
A lot of the girl names are irrationally complicated to spell, which makes me think that they might be siblings. Unfortunately, these are all different parents who just happen to have similar naming conventions.