We Don’t Know Her
There’s no telling what a person is like until they name their first child. How else would this woman have known that her so-called closest friend was, in fact, a lunatic? A helpless kid is now roaming the globe named Euripides Barclay Smith, who has to deal with it.
What could his moniker possibly be? Yuri? While we appreciate this woman’s choice to call her kid after a great tragedian, it’s still something many people in the twenty-first century are unlikely to accept—particularly his classmates.