Having Faith in the Mythology
Even though the King of Pop has been gone for a considerable time, his memory of him is still being kept alive and well by his devoted followers. Even in Walmart, there aren’t that many people trying to imitate his approach to the amount that he does. Even if they do, they’re not nearly as successful as he is. In spite of this, the fact that imitation is widely acknowledged as being the most natural form of flattery causes us to roar with laughter.
If we are unlucky, this fan will pass away in the same horrifying way as Michael Jackson did, and then we will have to go through the heartbreak all over again. On the other hand, if we succeed at all, we won’t have to go through this.