As Solid as a Rock
After looking at this Facebook Marketplace post, we think it would be wise to get a tetanus shot first before even reaching out to the seller. As you can plainly see in the grainy image, there are far too many brown spots on this outdoor metal dining set to make it safe to sit on.
Apparently, “vintage” in this day and age means “rusted to all heck.” To anyone who has doubts about this dining set, the seller wants you to know that it’ll look good as new with a new coat of paint. We won’t argue with that, but we’d say that paint can’t cover the jagged rust protruding from the seats.