Sexy Isn’t the Right Term
Kermit the Frog is one of the most well-known characters from the Muppets. Historically speaking, Kermit wasn’t always a frog—in fact, back in the day, Kermit was supposed to be a mythical creature with unknown origins that taught us how to be kind to our neighbors. Then he evolved into a frog over time.
This Kermit statue gives us the creeps. His face is frog-like, but his body isn’t. Isn’t this how an indeterminate species should be? This homemade statue does not belong in our gardens, interiors, or anywhere else on the face of the planet, for that matter.